panama, panama

Gnomeo, you pervert.

california

gnomeo parties in california.

new york, new york

That's what she said, Gnomeo.

malta

Gnomeo in Malta, defiling himself with his proximity to those nasty toes. Or should I say Toe's????



Malta is here:

Richmond, VA

Some gnome on gnome action going on in Richmond, VA. hot.

Phoenix, AZ

Gnomeo was in Phoenix. Had writer's block, maybe.

San Francisco, CA

Gnomeo not dead. roaming country. sending postcards.

Gnomeo sighting?

Gnomeo M.I.A. and translation!

No word from Gnomeo as of late.

But in other Gnomeon news:

Today I met a Ukrainian native who translated Gnomeo's cryptic foreign messages. They are in fact not Ukrainian but Russian. He's a trickster, that Gnomeo.

The first one (postmarked from the Ukraine, but suspiciously set in a Piggly Wiggly) reads:
"Hello of the from Ukraine"

The second one (postmarked from Rocky Mount, also very suspicious) reads:
"I wish you to have fun in my home. Take care! I will write you again later. Love, Gnomeo"

Cayman Islands

Take me with you, Gnomeo.

Erie, Pennsylvania

Oh, erie pennsylvania, you think you are so smart.

Birmingham, Alabama

Looks like a happening place.

Gaylord, Michigan

Stifling giggle. So mature.

Savannah, Georgia

Rocky Mount, NC

Another mysterious postcard from Gnomeo. The address looks like it was written by my little brother, but the message is written in some Eastern European (?) script. I only know one person from Rocky Mount, and that person is Adam Creech. Does his genealogy lead to the former Soviet Block? Does his mom know Ukrainian? Did Brian Choi write the address? A handwriting analysis will be done. Let the great experiment begin!

Update: Handwriting analysis completed. Results negative. Who kidnapped Gnomeo???

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Gnomeo is really getting around.

Does anyone know Ukrainian?

Zgpatembyme uz ykpautie??

I didn't know they had Piggly Wigglies (pigglies wigglies? piggly wiggly?) in the Ukraine. I'm on to you, Gnomeo-snatcher.

Salt Lake City, UT

Roanoke, VA

The first self-referenced post-card! and evidence that he did not go willingly.

Ladd, IL