O Gnomeo, Gnomeo!

panama, panama

2009-12-21T13:23:00.001-05:00

Gnomeo, you pervert.

california

2009-12-12T17:55:00.002-05:00

gnomeo parties in california.

new york, new york

2009-12-07T21:18:00.002-05:00

That's what she said, Gnomeo.

malta

2009-12-04T09:26:00.003-05:00

Gnomeo in Malta, defiling himself with his proximity to those nasty toes. Or should I say Toe's????

Malta is here:

Richmond, VA

2009-03-30T17:01:00.005-04:00

Some gnome on gnome action going on in Richmond, VA. hot.

Phoenix, AZ

2009-03-27T16:10:00.004-04:00

Gnomeo was in Phoenix. Had writer's block, maybe.

San Francisco, CA

2009-03-26T18:28:00.002-04:00

Gnomeo not dead. roaming country. sending postcards.

Gnomeo sighting?

2008-11-09T17:55:00.004-05:00

Gnomeo M.I.A. and translation!

2008-09-29T15:39:00.005-04:00

No word from Gnomeo as of late.

But in other Gnomeon news:

Today I met a Ukrainian native who translated Gnomeo's cryptic foreign messages. They are in fact not Ukrainian but Russian. He's a trickster, that Gnomeo.

The first one (postmarked from the Ukraine, but suspiciously set in a Piggly Wiggly) reads:
"Hello ~~of the~~ from Ukraine"

The second one (postmarked from Rocky Mount, also very suspicious) reads:
"I wish you to have fun in my home. Take care! I will write you again later. Love, Gnomeo"

Cayman Islands

2008-09-10T10:26:00.001-04:00

Take me with you, Gnomeo.

Erie, Pennsylvania

2008-09-03T13:22:00.003-04:00

Oh, erie pennsylvania, you think you are so smart.

Birmingham, Alabama

2008-09-02T09:47:00.000-04:00

Looks like a happening place.

Gaylord, Michigan

2008-08-29T08:13:00.000-04:00

Stifling giggle. So mature.

Savannah, Georgia

2008-08-28T12:28:00.002-04:00

Rocky Mount, NC

2008-08-26T17:29:00.004-04:00

Another mysterious postcard from Gnomeo. The address looks like it was written by my little brother, but the message is written in some Eastern European (?) script. I only know one person from Rocky Mount, and that person is Adam Creech. Does his genealogy lead to the former Soviet Block? Does his mom know Ukrainian? Did Brian Choi write the address? A handwriting analysis will be done. Let the great experiment begin!

Update: Handwriting analysis completed. Results negative. Who kidnapped Gnomeo???

Albuquerque, New Mexico

2008-08-20T08:17:00.003-04:00

Gnomeo is really getting around.

Does anyone know Ukrainian?

2008-08-19T08:14:00.004-04:00

Zgpatembyme uz ykpautie??

I didn't know they had Piggly Wigglies (pigglies wigglies? piggly wiggly?) in the Ukraine. I'm on to you, Gnomeo-snatcher.

Salt Lake City, UT

2008-08-17T14:37:00.003-04:00

Roanoke, VA

2008-07-17T21:31:00.003-04:00

The first self-referenced post-card! and evidence that he did not go willingly.

Ladd, IL

2008-07-16T10:08:00.001-04:00

nains de jardin

2008-07-15T16:22:00.005-04:00

The plot thickens...in France. Maybe Gnomeo has gone to join the Garden Gnome Liberation Front.

ps. don't look at this.

Another Lakeland, FL

2008-07-15T09:21:00.001-04:00

Fort Wayne, NJ?

2008-07-14T14:33:00.000-04:00

This lovely view is of somewhere in Ft. Wayne, NJ, I think. The postmark didn't stick well and I couldn't tell. And Gnomeo is obviously in some sort of delirium; he doesn't even know where he is. "Send money"?? Yeah, right, Gnomeo.

gnomeo and juliet?!?

2008-07-12T18:56:00.000-04:00

coming to a theater near you in 2010.

seriously. what?

Lakeland, FL

2008-07-12T18:50:00.000-04:00

wherefore art thou, gnomeo?

2008-07-12T16:55:00.000-04:00

My gnome is missing. In mid2007, Gnomeo was kidnapped from his windowsill abode and forced to embark on a global adventure. Sporadic postcards chronicle his travels. I share them with you here.