Gaylord, Michigan

Stifling giggle. So mature.

Savannah, Georgia

Rocky Mount, NC

Another mysterious postcard from Gnomeo. The address looks like it was written by my little brother, but the message is written in some Eastern European (?) script. I only know one person from Rocky Mount, and that person is Adam Creech. Does his genealogy lead to the former Soviet Block? Does his mom know Ukrainian? Did Brian Choi write the address? A handwriting analysis will be done. Let the great experiment begin!

Update: Handwriting analysis completed. Results negative. Who kidnapped Gnomeo???

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Gnomeo is really getting around.

Does anyone know Ukrainian?

Zgpatembyme uz ykpautie??

I didn't know they had Piggly Wigglies (pigglies wigglies? piggly wiggly?) in the Ukraine. I'm on to you, Gnomeo-snatcher.

Salt Lake City, UT